hpisforever: feliciamercury: I played hopscotch with Prince William after we watched Napoleon Dynamite together. I took shots with Darren Criss in a McDonald’s playpen. ^.^ I had unprotected sex with Darren Criss in a McDonald’s Playpen.  :)  I wish it went by middle name instead! ;)

hpisforever:

feliciamercury:

I played hopscotch with Prince William after we watched Napoleon Dynamite together.

I took shots with Darren Criss in a McDonald’s playpen. ^.^

I had unprotected sex with Darren Criss in a McDonald’s Playpen.  :)  I wish it went by middle name instead! ;)

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Source: feliciamercury
  1. llamasintiaras reblogged this from welcometomygreatescape and added:
    i had unprotected sex...daniel radcliffe...parent’s bedroom...
  2. nikkicap4 reblogged this from stephgonzalez and added:
    i made out with joe jonas in my parents bedroom heehehe
  3. fre-ttyyoungthing reblogged this from and added:
    Taylor Lautner after we watched Napoleon YESS HAHA
  4. xmonzzy reblogged this from kamikazekatze and added:
    I made out with Justin Bieber at the party last night…. nooo!
  5. kamikazekatze reblogged this from baby-in-a-trenchcoat and added:
    I took yoga lessons from Darren Criss in a hotel room …. O_o… YOGA?!
  6. baby-in-a-trenchcoat reblogged this from idrankitall and added:
    I lost my virginity to Tom Felton on the Hogwarts express. Could be worse…I can live with that :)
  7. idrankitall reblogged this from hamajo and added:
    I played Hide and seek whit Zach Galiflanakis in my parent’s bedroom
  8. hamajo reblogged this from sillymuggles and added:
    I played hide and seek with Justin Bieber in the bathroom at Burger King
  9. sabrielfang reblogged this from lost-in-the-void and added:
    I took shots with Justin Timberlake on my last birthday. Yeah, okay.
  10. melloohsaur reblogged this from ihatehardscience and added:
    I played hide and seek with Tom Felton on the Hogwarts express. Woww, this is the BEST one I could get :D Hide and seek...
  11. thats-life-foor-ya reblogged this from welcometonerdcentral and added:
    I had unprotected sex with Joe Jonas in a McDonald’s playpen. :O I feel dirty.
  12. nerdyforenglish reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    MY SHIRT IS PINK AND MY BIRTHDAY IS IN NOVEMBER OMG
  13. xazrael reblogged this from danceinthedelight and added:
    Apparently, I played hide and seek with Joe Jonas in the bread aisle at Walmart. Huh, who knew.
  14. danceinthedelight reblogged this from hey-sugar-hey and added:
    I HAD SEX WITH JUSTIN BIEBER IN A MCDONALDS PLAYPEN OHHHH NOOOOOOOO
  15. chelseaurq reblogged this from hey-sugar-hey and added:
    I took shots with Daniel Radcliffe in his parents’ bedroom. huh. I’m generally ok with this
  16. hey-sugar-hey reblogged this from and added:
    prince william at...party last night HO SHIT I get the feeling that Kate can take me....
  17. gelinaalize reblogged this from samajam
  18. bubbleblowerbabe reblogged this from feliciamercury
  19. insane-waffles reblogged this from feliciamercury
  20. lestrangearmyy reblogged this from wishicouldchangetime and added:
    ^^^^ OMFG YES. I made sweet love to Justin Timberlake on the Hogwarts Express. ;D.
  21. wingardiumleviosah reblogged this from thisisasickness and added:
    LOST MY VIRGINITY TO TOM FELTON IN A MACCAS PLAYPEN (anywhere is fine ;})
  22. got-that-noah-flow reblogged this from alittledoseoflaughter and added:
    I played hide and seek with Justin Timberlake in his parent’s bedroom.. ^ really close!
  23. this-fairytale-is-forreal reblogged this from irapeburritos
  24. louis-carrotqueen reblogged this from isolemlyswear-thatiamuptonogood and added:
    i had unprotected sex with tom felton in the barbie aisle at toys r us! such a win
  25. isolemlyswear-thatiamuptonogood reblogged this from bbyyoulightupmyworld and added:
    OH MY GOD. I made a porno with Tom Felton on the Hogwarts express.
  26. naturalhairtaya reblogged this from kissmykinks and added:
    lmao “i made a porno...justin timberlake on my last birthday” oh wow lol
  27. kissmykinks reblogged this from becausedreaminggetsdrastic and added:
    played strip poker...Barbie aisle at Toys R Us! Haha Love it :))
  28. becausedreaminggetsdrastic reblogged this from kendralavone and added:
    I had unprotected sex with Justin Timberlake on the Hogwarts express. Heck yes!
  29. smileyr reblogged this from kendralavone and added:
    i played hide and seek...mcdonalds playpen! lol damn that would be weird
  30. mikuuru reblogged this from down-the-rabbit-h-o-l-e
  31. kendralavone reblogged this from down-the-rabbit-h-o-l-e and added:
    Zach Galifianakis in a hotel room. Hahaha the Hangover?
  32. down-the-rabbit-h-o-l-e reblogged this from oldskies and added:
    played strip poker with joe jonas on my last birthday! :O damn.
  33. ohblaineyboo reblogged this from mybottomislongerthannevilles and added:
    I had unprotected sex with Prince William in a McDonald’s playpen. Well…
  34. mybottomislongerthannevilles reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    Tom Felton on the Hogwarts Express ;)
  35. zebras-stripes reblogged this from impedimenta-charm
  36. andrenaliuu reblogged this from powerful-beyondmeasure
  37. arianaisabellaa reblogged this from whatdidthellamaeverdotoyou and added:
    I played Hopscotch with Tom Felton in a McDonalds play pen… yeah.
  38. whatdidthellamaeverdotoyou reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    i got married to darren criss (YES.)
  39. potterwholived reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    can’t believe what i got but that’s weird I won’t say :D my T-Shirt is Pink , I’m born in March and my name is A—-
  40. benippy reblogged this from blue-cinnamon and added:
    I smoked with Andy Samberg on the Hogwarts express. Hurray! Hogwarts I´m comming!
  41. blue-cinnamon reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    Joe Jonas and I cried the whole time … seems legit. XD
  42. whiteweasel reblogged this from mychemicalromanceatthedisco
  43. jennahxmai reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    made sweet love to Darren Criss and I cried the whole time :L